02 May 2005

Emmett : Little Mary Sunshine died. I'm Little Mary Go F*ck Yourself. (Ep. 313)

I have realized many things as I quit smoking...(or for those of you who haven't smoked you can also think of it as being alone)...

One: It's a little harder to have motivation to get out of bed, when there is not fag to get up to.

Two: Meals are never the same with out having a fag to end it with.

Three: Sex just isn't sex without a fag...

Okay so I haven't had any still...hmmmm, suddenly in the background we hear the ticker on the death toll reach 415. But really, it isn't that bad not having the old friend around.

One: I smell better.

Two: I sing better...

Three: I hope this means I f*ck better...

Okay enough with the clever three pointers I am starting to sound like a bigoted, closety Baptist preacher.

In other news, props to this weekends lucky bachelorette!!! Next weekend marks the weeding of the century...Move over Charles and Camilla make room for Action and Consuela!!!

Yes the two love birds from WSS are hitching it! Everyone here in the realm of cyber space wish you good luck...Yes I do talk for everyone in cyber space...

ACL is going well and I have to be off score on Tuesday. I am sure everything will go as planned...I think...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sin City!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What an amazing movie...Robert Rodriguez you amaze me yet again...

What a performance from everyone and the look of the show... mmmmm, and he used most of my ex-husbands...

Eli Wood, mmmmmm so hot in this movie...
Benicio, mmmmmm so dirty in this movie...
Clive, mmmmmmmmmm you sexy slut you mmmmmmmmmm...

Yes, needless to say I loved it an I think I scared the shit out of Babs on the way home, because after seeing a movie like that I tend to think I am in a movie and drive a little more crazy... mmmmmmm

Well, it's time for the shower I was Hector today in the battle between him and Achilles... Yeah I know, I'm tough... ;)

Cheers,

Lestat

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